...let out a loud, long, stale fart in front of your entire class of students--in a very obvious manner--so that it stinks for the entire class period and leads to the name "Professor Stale-fart" for the rest of the year,
OR
not have to do your own laundry for an entire year, and when you came home, it was warm and folded and hung and put away?
Because I'd choose the latter. I'd probably rather fart every day in front of people than do laundry. I fucking hate laundry way more than I am embarrassed by farts.
Same shit, different outfit.
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