A whole diff-ernt kind of tooter.

You may know me as the following:

Tooter, v. 1) One who toots. Especially in her office when nobody else is around so it echoes a bit off the walls, and also sometimes in her sleep; other times in her sleep when other people are in the room--in this instance, the toots are drowned out by hack-like, fake coughs. See also: Christina. 2) One who blows upon, or toots, a horn. noun 3) A short sniff of Cocaine.

Tudor, n. A member of the royal family that ruled England from 1485 to 1603. Often one who tooted in the palace when nobody else was around so it echoed a bit off the walls.

and now you may know me as a:

Tutor, n. 1) One whose roommate saw a sign at the gym that said English tutor for high school and middle school students needed, please call--507-XXX-XXX--and then didn't take just the number, but the entire sign off the wall to give to her as a gift; one who then called that number and met the students she'd be tutoring from her own school even, and their family and their dog; one who will be paid a hefty, decent amount of money per hour, two hours a week, to tutor in writing and also general awesomeness (but who throws that last extra part in for free, as part of the tutoring package).