You don't give a shit about anyone but yourself. Not one single fuck.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
to students:
look, you can freak out about swine flu all you want, guys--but I'm pretty sure they're not going to close the school--and really, you have nothing to worry about unless you've been making out with pigs all week, because everybody knows that the only way to get swine flu is from kissing pigs on the mouth.
3 comments:
Oh god, I've made out with so many pigs last week. I need to call the CDC.
Oh god, I made out with Chad last week. I need to call the CDC.
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